Archive for September, 2006


12 Ways to Seduce a Man

Sedective
 

  1. Mail him a pair of your sexiest panties.

  2. Write him an erotic story featuring you both.

  3. Have a rather provocative picture taken of yourself. Maybe
    you in sexy lingerie, or you in a sexy position, or you naked. A tripod
    and camera with delay feature may be a tool you will need. Get a piece
    of cardboard the same size and glue the picture on the cardboard. Now
    draw puzzle pieces on the picture and use a sharp pair of scissors to
    cut around the pieces on your cardboard picture puzzle. Have the pieces
    sent a few at a time, via courier to his office while he is at work. By
    the time he is ready to go home he will have received all the puzzle
    pieces and be dieing to get home to you. Tip: give him the most
    revealing piece last.
  4. Call him at work in the morning to seductively tell him what you have planned for that night.

  5. Do the housework naked.

  6. Wake him up tomorrow morning with oral sex.

  7. The next time you go out for dinner in a group that includes
    your beau, wear your sexiest panties. During the meal excuse yourself
    to the bathroom and remove them, ball them up in your palm, and
    secretly pass them under the table to your lover when you get back.
  8. Bring him lingerie shopping with you. Let him pick out his
    favorites for you to try on and open the changing room door enough for
    him to look in and see how you look in each outfit. Buy the set he
    likes the best.
  9. Engage him in phone sex the next time he calls home from a private or semi-private location.
  10. Give him a surprise, join him in the shower tomorrow morning.

  11. The next time he comes home from work be waiting for him at
    the door. When he comes in don’t even let him get his shoes off before
    you push him back against the door and initiate a quickie right then
    and there.
  12. Welcome him home with candles, soft music, a bubble bath for two and massage oil.

     

How to Be a Good Wife

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1. Have dinner ready: Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal — on
time. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking
about him, and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when
they come home and the prospects of a good meal are part of the warm
welcome needed.

2. Prepare yourself: Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed
when he arrives. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be
fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a
little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a
lift.

3. Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of
the house just before your husband arrives, gathering up school books,
toys, paper, etc. Then run a dust cloth over the tables. Your husband
will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give
you a lift, too.

4. Prepare the children: Take a few minutes to wash the children’s
hands and faces if they are small, comb their hair, and if necessary,
change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to
see them playing the part.

5. Minimize the noise: At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise
of washer, dryer, dishwasher or vacuum. Try to encourage the children
to be quiet. Be happy to see him. Greet him with a warm smile and be
glad to see him.

6. Some Don’ts: Don’t greet him with problems or complaints. Don’t
complain if he’s late for dinner. Count this as minor compared with
what he might have gone through that day.

7. Make him comfortable: Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or
suggest he lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for
him. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a
low, soft, soothing and pleasant voice. Allow him to relax and unwind.

8. Listen to him: You may have a dozen things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first.

9. Make the evening his: Never complain if he does not take you out to
dinner or to other places of entertainment; instead, try to understand
his world of strain and pressure, his need to be home and relax.

10. The goal: Try to make your home a place of peace and order where your husband can relax. 

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Every time I wear this sneakers… my niece would give me the
look of disapproval and constantly remind me to change and buy new pairs of
shoes. Por dios por santo daw
eh sobrang luma na kasi at kupas na kupas na ang kulay.
I just say “oo
nga eh”
to her pero sa totoo lang sometimes it’s not that simple for me to
throw things away or put aside some old stuffs especially if they’ve been  with me for so many years, eh kasi eh marami
na rin kaming pinasamahan ng sapatos na to eh. I’ve been with this 2 pairs of
sneakers for i-don’t-remember-since-when. They are my comfort shoes. Whenever I
stuck my feet inside them, feel like I’m being assured that my day is going to
be okay. I can walk for hours with confidence and without complain of
discomfort. Pero sa darating na pasko, maybe I’ll treat myself
for a new pair of Chuck Taylor shoes at
panalangin ko na sana mabasa ni Santa Claus o kaya ni ninong ang blog kong to. Lol!

PaRa Sa Mga BiSaYa LaNg

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Oprah wrote this about men…

Chiquita
If a man wants you,
nothing can keep him away. If he doesn’t want you, nothing can make him stay.

Stop making excuses for a
man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.

Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that’s not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life
for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends
because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can’t
"be friends". A friend wouldn’t mistreat a friend.

Don’t settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don’t stay because you think
"it will get better." You’ll be mad at yourself a year later for staying
when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you.

Avoid men
who’ve got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn’t marry
them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you any differently?

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Always have your own set of friends
separate from his. Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you. If something bothers you, speak up. Never let a
man know everything. He will use it
against you later. You cannot change a man’s behavior. Change comes from within.

Don’t EVER make him feel he is
more important than you are…even
if he has more education or in a better job. Do not make him into a quasi-god.
He is a man, nothing more nothing less. Never let a man define who you are.
Never borrow someone else’s man. If he cheated with her, he’ll cheat on you. A
man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you.

All men are NOT dogs. You should not be the
one doing all the ending…compromise is a two way street. You need time to heal between relationships…there is nothing cute
about baggage… Deal with your issues
before pursuing a new relationship. You should never look for someone to
COMPLETE you… a relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals… look for someone
complimentary…not supplementary.

Dating is fun…even if he doesn’t turn out to be Mr. Right. Make him
miss you sometimes… when a man always know where you are and you’re always readily available to him - he takes it
for granted.

Never move into his mother’s house.
Never co-sign for a man.
Don’t fully
commit to a man who doesn’t give you everything that you need.

wHat A wOmAn ShOuLd KnOw aNd HaVe

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE…

A set of screwdrivers,
a cordless drill, and
a black lace bra..

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE…

One friend who
always makes her laugh…
And one
who lets her cry…

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE…

A good piece of furniture
not previously owned by
anyone else in her family…

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE

Eight matching plates,
wine glasses with stems,
and a recipe for a meal that will
make her guests feel honore d.

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE…

A feeling of control over her destiny..

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…

How to fall in love without losing herself…

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…

HOW TO QUIT A JOB

BREAK UP WITH A LOVER

AND CONFRONT A FRIEND WITHOUT RUINING THE FRIENDSHIP…

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…

When to try harder… and WHEN TO WALK AWAY..

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…

That she can’t change
the length of her calves,
the width of her hips, or
the nature of her parents…

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW..

That her childhood
may not have been perfect…
but it’s over…

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…

What she would and wouldn’t do for love or more…

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…

How to live alone…
even if she doesn’t like it…

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…

Whom she can trust,
Whom she can’t,
and why she shouldn’t take it personally…

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…

Where to go.
Be it to her best friend’s kitchen table…
Or a charming inn in the woods…
When her soul needs soothing…

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…

What she can and can’t accomplish
In a day…
A month..
And a year…

DriEd StUffS

Today, I got hold of LBC transpak sent by a thoughtful
friend from

Cebu.

“Konsehal Salsal” (his YM id, but he is not a
konsehal in real life) sent me packs of my favorite danggit, pusit and dried
mangoes
. Malamang kakalimutan
ko muna ang diet ko sa mga panahon na to.
Hehehe!

Friend, In behalf of my kids…thank you very much for your
kindness. You’ve been nice to us eversince. Tsibugan naaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Whooooo!

P.S.

Konsehal, daghang salamat baya sa imong padala nga bulad nako ha. Sus
uy, pa
gsimhot pa lang nako sa
pamilyar na baho sa bulad ( murag mao gyud! Hehehe!) ganahon na dayon ko ug
kaon. Sus uy, samot na ko ani manambok. Hurot na pud bahaw namo ani. Sa sunod na pud ha? hahaha!

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