W O M E N
Women are complex creatures…
If you kiss her, you are
not a gentleman
If you don’t, you are not
a man
If you praise her, she
thinks you are lying
If you don’t, you are
good for nothing
If you agree to all her
likes, you are a wimp
If you don’t, you are not
understanding
If you visit her often,
she thinks it is boring
If you don’t, she accuses
you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed,
she says you are a playboy
If you don’t, you are a
dull boy
If you are jealous, she
says it’s bad
If you don’t, she thinks
you do not love her
If you attempt a romance,
she says you didn’t respect her
If you don’t, she thinks
you do not like her
If you are a minute late,
she complains it’s hard to wait
If she is late, she says
that’s a girl’s way
If you visit another man,
you’re not putting in “quality time”
If she is visited by
another woman,
“oh it’s natural, we are girls”
If you kiss her once in a
while,
she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often,
she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her
in crossing the street,
you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks
it’s just one of men’s tactics for seduction
If you stare at another
woman,
she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other
men,
she says that they are just admiring
If you talk, she wants
you to listen
If you listen, she wants
you to talk
In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so
desirable
So damning, yet so
wonderful…
ahhh…WOMEN!



















